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By ed • Jun 3rd, 2012 • Category: Blog, Short Stories and Poems

Play this while you read this. Lying in her hotel bed, hung over again Elaine thought to herself ‘No-one understands me!’ She was intelligent, far more intelligent than she let people know, she was already considered outstanding because of her looks and the pressure was enough with that alone, compiled with a gifted mind it [...]

The Taxi Driver and I.

By ed • Aug 28th, 2011 • Category: Blog, Short Stories and Poems

Taxi Driver: You’re lucky mate I’m one of the only Australian cabbies in Toowombia! Me: So your indigenous? Taxi Driver: Na mayte Aussie, one of three Aussies in this town driving taxis! Your lucky! Me: You are lucky to my learned friend! Taxi Driver: Why’s that mate? Me: Because I am the only communist homosexual [...]

I didn’t drink that much last night.

By ed • May 14th, 2011 • Category: Blog, Features, Short Stories and Poems

I didn’t drive too fast home. I didn’t cut my self shaving that much. I don’t watch to much tv. I don’t sit of facebook all day. I don’t get too much sun. I don’t smoke that many cigarettes. I don’t use my mobile that much. I don’t sleep in that often. I don’t eat [...]

I met a post modern neo shaman.

By ed • Jan 9th, 2011 • Category: Blog, Short Stories and Poems

I met a post-modern neo shaman. I closed my eyes and saw rainbow serpents flushing in and out of a time matrix. The time matrix showed me things from my past and my immediate future. It was like an early morning dream or a deep meditation.  One of the serpents was eating its own tail [...]

Lesbain Vegans

By ed • Sep 28th, 2010 • Category: Blog, Features, Short Stories and Poems

I had a dream last night that being a lesbian vegan for too long would turn you into a vampire, and all these lesbian vegans were growing wings and teeth. I have nothing against lesbians or vegans, it was just my subconscious creating some sort of surrealist plot. What do you think it means?