1. No one has ever offered you a lay after your show. 2. No one has ever offered to get you high before a show 3. No one has ever asked you to play one of your songs to them in the privacy of their home. 4. No one that you aren’t already friends with [...]
I’ve been exercising a new form of meditation being present and being in the now. I go for a walk and listen to a tape and then stop, and continue my walk. The aim of the game is to be in the present moment for as long as possible without thinking about the future or [...]
Caught in a Landslide by Edward Guglielmino
‘Two battleships were at sea in heavy weather for several days on training manoeuvres. I was serving on the lead battleship and was on watch on the bridge as night fell. The visibility was poor with thick fog, so the Captain remained on the bridge to keep an eye on everything. Shortly after dark, as [...]
Dearest —— Before you get started I know you wanted a letter in handwriting, but I want to write a long letter so you have to put up with the typed version of events. I’m a terrible “writer” if you get my meaning so I hope you can forgive my digitalness. — just got back [...]
THE THIN KIDS ARE AN INTERESTING PROPOSITION; ARROGANT, IRREVERENT AND ALMOST CERTAINLY AN IN-JOKE THAT WILL PERPLEX AS MANY AS THEY AMUSE. DAN CONDON TRIES TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON. The band proclaim on their MySpace page “we’re better than you”, but vocalist Everett True explains that this is most likely [...]
I have a BA in Creative Industries. In my last year I decided to buckle down hard. I didn’t party very hard and was saving money. There was an option to do your last semester of University in New York. I signed up for the opportunity . It was my first trip overseas without Mummy [...]
I invented the most popular school game of all time. If I got $1 for every time someone yelled Penis out in class I’d be a milionare. It all started back in 1999 when I was in year 10. I was bored shitless and decided I would formulate a game. The aim of the game [...]
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