Edward Guglielmino

Fail With Me [The Holy Cow & Shem Allen Remix] by The Holy Cow

I had a dream last night that being a lesbian vegan for too long would turn you into a vampire, and all these lesbian vegans were growing wings and teeth. I have nothing against lesbians or vegans, it was just my subconscious creating some sort of surrealist plot. What do you think it means?

To qualify my wanker status I am currently working on a research masters at QUT. The exact nature of the project is still in flux, but having just been enrolled I spent the weekend at the library reading about “The Saints’, “The Triffids”, “The-Go Betweens” and “Nick Cave” circa “Bad Seeds”, “Birthday Party” and “The [...]

Another article written for 1. The Walker Brothers – Nite Flights The Walker Brothers were a huge Sixties sensation, arguably bigger than The Beatles in the UK for a while in their heyday. As with many boy bands in the Sixties, fame didn’t last forever and they split ways in 1967. Probably due to poverty [...]

This one was written for the new Brisbane Indie blog. http://www.collapseboard.com/ Most of my post’s will go there first. 30 ways to make your band underground 1. Get your band to rehearse in separate houses over Skype and use the delay between lines as an effect. 2. Sample yourself sampling yourself on a sampler with [...]

1. I’m going to buy all television stations and put on dead air. 2. I’m going to bribe AFL and Rugby League to make the half time show a lecturer on Russian constructivism. 3. I’m going to buy nova, and then blow it up in a blaze of glory like in V is for Vendetta. [...]

1. Pick your favorite overseas act and copy them exactly, give yourself a similar name, about put in your bio “Australia’s answer to” 2. Tell people you are all under 18. 3. Use “tokyo, russia, euro,” in your band name, make sure on paper your band name means nothing. 4. Sign to the first label [...]