Edward Guglielmino

Taxi Driver: You’re lucky mate I’m one of the only Australian cabbies in Toowombia! Me: So your indigenous? Taxi Driver: Na mayte Aussie, one of three Aussies in this town driving taxis! Your lucky! Me: You are lucky to my learned friend! Taxi Driver: Why’s that mate? Me: Because I am the only communist homosexual [...]

UPDATE: There will be exactly 240 180g limited edition vinyls available. We are printing 250 but we have sold 10 already. Each one will be numbered by hand. If you want one better pre-order because they will sell out.   A limited number of Ed G & The Show will be available on vinyl (colour [...]

Middle of the Night by Ed G

She woke up at 3pm to he neighbors next door arguing over the phone bill. Mike and William were both lovers and constantly oscillated between being totally in love and sounding like they were about to kill each other. This turned her off love a bit. The idea she had grown up with was based [...]

She woke up at 3pm to he neighbors next door arguing over the phone bill. Mike and William were both lovers and constantly oscillated between being totally in love and sounding like they were about to kill each other. This turned her off love a bit. The idea she had grown up with was based [...]

I didn’t drive too fast home. I didn’t cut my self shaving that much. I don’t watch to much tv. I don’t sit of facebook all day. I don’t get too much sun. I don’t smoke that many cigarettes. I don’t use my mobile that much. I don’t sleep in that often. I don’t eat [...]

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She only drank mt evan water. She was a waiter from Wisconsin. She taught the saxophone at a private school but couldn’t handle the repetitive nature of the work so quit to wait on tables. She met someone new every day. Private school girls were all the same. She couldn’t be bothered listening to there [...]

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