Dearest ——
Before you get started I know you wanted a letter in handwriting, but I want to write a long letter so you have to put up with the typed version of events. I’m a terrible “writer” if you get my meaning so I hope you can forgive my digitalness.
— just got back from overseas [...]
THE THIN KIDS ARE AN INTERESTING PROPOSITION; ARROGANT, IRREVERENT AND ALMOST CERTAINLY AN IN-JOKE THAT WILL PERPLEX AS MANY AS THEY AMUSE. DAN CONDON TRIES TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON.
The band proclaim on their MySpace page “we’re better than you”, but vocalist Everett True explains that this is most likely being [...]
I have a BA in Creative Industries. In my last year I decided to buckle down hard. I didn’t party very hard and was saving money. There was an option to do your last semester of University in New York. I signed up for the opportunity . It was my first trip overseas without Mummy [...]
I invented the most popular school game of all time. If I got $1 for every time someone yelled Penis out in class I’d be a milionare.
It all started back in 1999 when I was in year 10. I was bored shitless and decided I would formulate a game. The aim of the game was [...]
If you think you stink! Song writing 101.
I’m currently reading neil young’s biography, last night it kept me up till 3:30 am. Young never thought about song writing in the same way that until recently I probably just opened my mouth and let it all pore out. He actually had a saying “if you think [...]
The 2am lockout represents to me the same stupidity that surrounded the 3am lock out and what will certainly follow the 1am lockout. As responsible night culture dwellers we need to stand together and fight this legislation, as Melbournites did, in order to maintain some control over what government can impose on us.
The idea surrounding [...]
When being described in text I commonly get described as either an “enigma” or an “egoist”. The first description I find rather flattering, the second one disturbs we somewhat, because I know a lot of egotistical people, and I would hate to be put in that bag. I can hear you laughing already as you [...]
