The Taxi Driver and I.
Taxi Driver: You’re lucky mate I’m one of the only Australian cabbies in Toowombia!
Me: So your indigenous?
Taxi Driver: Na mayte Aussie, one of three Aussies in this town driving taxis! Your lucky!
Me: You are lucky to my learned friend!
Taxi Driver: Why’s that mate?
Me: Because I am the only communist homosexual in Toowombia, now turn left here, now left again.
We drove home in silence.
The end.
Ed.Gy……very edgy