Edward Guglielmino

1. I’m going to buy all television stations and put on dead air.
2. I’m going to bribe AFL and Rugby League to make the half time show a lecturer on Russian constructivism.
3. I’m going to buy nova, and then blow it up in a blaze of glory like in V is for Vendetta.
4. I’m going to fund my own political party which is both good with money, and firmly in the 21st century.
5. I’m going to start a record label that signs good bands that will never make any money for me.
6. I am going to start my own music awards, called the invention and innovation awards, and give the most innovative artist $100,000.
7. I’m going to bribe the government to start an independent body to investigate corruption in the arts.
8. I’m going to Bribe the government to make a Jazz number the national anthem.
9. I’m going to build a tram line from Brisbane to Melbourne.
10. I’m going to fund 3RRR and 4zzz.
11. I’m going to start my own 6′clock news program that just reports on the arts.
12. I’m going to buy all the starbucks leases and give them away to independent cafe owners.
13. I am going to start the “Edward Guglielmino scholarship” the best artist gets to go into outter space and have zero gravity sex.
14. I’m going to pay the worlds best neurologists to invent a spray that turns homophobics into homosexuals.
15. I’m going to spray Tony Abbot with this spray.